Why do they let people who don't have children design things for people who do have children?
Yesterday, we took the children to lunch in the garden centre. (I know, we're all about fine dining and introducing them to new experiences here...)
In the well-equipped and planned baby changing room there were a changing mat, a big expanse for putting the baby on, a hook for your bag, a loo (top marks for that, because going for a wee in a very small cubicle while holding a baby is always fun)and a clever machine for those emergency nappy changing moments.
For the price of just a pound, it declared proudly (their capitals), you could have:
ONE soft disposable nappy (fits size 9-22 pounds)
ONE hygienic nappy bag
and, wait for it,
ONE baby wipe.
Now there's someone who's never changed a nappy....
Merry Christmas from the Cheesley Elves
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